Mostly silent and mysterious, Weasel has defied logic and classification.

While he appears to be blue in color, he is actually more of a cool gray. The blue comes from an extensive coloring project of Freaky-Dee's that never completely washed off.

Hypothesized by the family veterinarian to be a mixture of several canine species, and possibly a few rodent ones, Weasel is one unusual dog. Some of the neighborhood kids theorized that he may have been an Army spawned breed of mutated super dog, despite his tendency to sleep most of the day. Others feel that he came into the family's possession by way of some sort of lost bet.

Whatever his origins, Weasel is a most loyal pet, and Superfunk's best non-human friend (with the possible exception of Creamy.)