Sara Michelle Jessica Lee is Mariana's secretary/receptionist/personal assistant/actress. She's considering legally changing her name to "saramichellejessicalee.com."

A walking billboard for cosmetic surgery excess, she has taken her admiration of her Barbie dolls a coupla dozen steps too far.

But she's a sweet kid, and has an amazing head for numbers and dates, something that she's a bit embarrassed about. She considers it to be on the "geeky" side. But it sure comes in handy around Mariana's office. If only she wouldn't keep losing her Dict-a-pad under her breasts.

But as she tells Mariana, she'll have the implants removed just as soon as she lands a part on "Above the Smog Line," her favorite reality show/soap opera.