Creamy is an odd duck.

He's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped around a can of Goody Whip. Creamy's obsession is whipped cream. He has a near Rain man-like knack for being able to tell you how many cans of Goody Whip whipped cream it would take to cover any given object (school bus: fifty-eight and three-quarter cans).

His parents, Silvia and Gary, can't put their finger on when it first started, but they now believe his first word, which they had written in his baby book as "Daddy," may in fact have been "Goody."

Every year, Eugene shines at the Goody Whip International, a whipped cream eating contest that he usually wins handily. On that day, he is a whipped cream deity.