The soulful, lonely robotic lunch lady of James Polk Elementary. Although Superfunk initially misjudges her intentions, he eventually values her as a good friend and an excellent source of culinary knowledge. And she values Superfunk as her first, and best, friend since starting her new position at the cafeteria.

When she's all alone in the bus garage, where they keep her during non-school hours, she's been known to belt out the occasional show tune. "Guys and Dolls" is a particular favorite, because she feels the gangsters speech patterns are "robot-like."

© 2007 by David Cowles